The fellas at Scrappleface.com have a great satire of the defeatist Democrats, and sadly the humor is about as close to reality as it can get.

April 20, 2007
Reid Supports the Troops Who Lost the War
by Scott Ott

(2007-04-20) — Attempting to clarify yesterday's statement that the war in Iraq is "lost", Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said today that he "supports the troops who lost the war."

In an audiotape recorded from an undisclosed location and released through Al-Jazeera TV, Sen. Reid said, "The troops who lost the war should hold their heads high, because not everyone can be a winner, and they gave it a good try."

CIA analysis of the tape indicates the voice is "almost certainly" Sen. Reid's and that references to recent events show that the Democrat leader may still be at large, in good health and "substantially in charge" of his network of Democrat senators.

On the tape, Sen. Reid also said, "It's not the fault of our troops that they represent an evil regime, or that they wear the uniform of the nation viewed by many as 'the Great Satan.'"

The Nevada Democrat said he looks forward to welcoming the troops home, so that many of them can "lay down their weapons and return to the world of decent and honorable work."

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